Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by the highway patrol for speeding. The driver rolls down the window and the patrolman hits him across the face with his flashlight. 'Ow! What was that for?' asks the driver rubbing his face. The patrolman replies, 'In Texas, drivers have their licence and registration ready when I come to the window.' The patrolman writes the driver a ticket and gives it to him. The driver is about to roll up his window when the patrolman hits him again. 'Ow!' yells the man. 'What the hell was that for?' 'In Texas, when we give you a ticket. You say, thank you,' replies the patrolman. The driver quickly says thank you and rolls up his window. The patrolman then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down his window and the officer hits him over the head. The passenger yells, 'Ouch! Why did you do that?' The patrolman says, 'I was making your wish come true.' 'What wish?' asks the passenger. The patrolman replies, 'Five yards down that road you would have turned to your buddy and said “I wish that son of a bitch had tried that shit with me.”'